$cientologist

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Despite what you may have heard
$cientologist
Is totally not gay!

Tom Cruise. This "man" is a whack-job, and was named the "Christ" of $cientology. All hail the whack-job Hobbit who's NOT gay (honest)!

A member of the cult of $cientology, these people are generally known as cultist whack-jobs that believe in the invasion of the body snatchers, but not in the Holy Spirit way.

Beware: While Scientologists may seem like friendly Mormons, they are pro-sodomite and pro-Hollywood.

[edit] Famous $cientologists

John Travolta, Outer Space Superstar!

L. Ron Hubbard
Tom Cruise, who has never nor will ever like the cock, no matter what the evidence is to the contrary
John Travolta who also doesn't like cock either, especially in pairs, because he likes his own, just not another guy's
John Travolta's wife
Kirstie Alley
Will Smith
J.J. Abrams, the guy who will be ruining the Star Trek franchise by making it Elron's
the guy who started Earthlink
Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley and, apparently, Graceland
Isaac Hayes
Beck. (Really? Beck? Hmmmm. Beck.)