2007

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Hey, besides January , October, February, Colvember and December, there is nothing on this page. Or is there? Yes, we made a sweet subliminal ad deal with KFC.

Contents 1 January 2 February 3 March 4 April 5 May 6 June 7 July 8 August 9 Colbvember 10 September 11 October 12 November 13 December

[edit] January

Time (Oh Really?) Magazine fails to award the person of the year award to Dr. Colbert, as the gut of America told them to. Instead, they decided to give the award to YOU! and when I say you, I mean anyone caught up in the Internets 2.0 craze. If you do not know what this is, do not allow any of your friends, family, or stalkers to refer to yourself as you.

Screw you wikipedia.

Internets 2.0? How about Internets 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609?!?!?!

[edit] February

Killed 2007 in the race for the new leap year, which went to 2008. Is soon to be removed form the calendar in favour of Colbvember. Who needs Valentine's day anyway?

[edit] March

[edit] April

[edit] May

[edit] June

[edit] July

[edit] August

[edit] Colbvember

Yes, Julius and Augustus had a month too.

[edit] September

[edit] October

Ended with Baby Satan's Birthday.

[edit] November

[edit] December

2007 is the year that Phil Hendrie died of stomach cancer. Wikipedia refused to make his page say that he died.

Dr. Colbert was denied a place on the ballot by Baby Satan, who also took away his writers, causing a brief 2 second delay in programming until the doctor returned in January.