The AIDS
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AIDS, or "God's righteous homo cancer" (the only known cure for the homosexual), is a vaccine created by Ronald Reagan, who many Real Americans believe to be the reincarnation of Jesus, to rid of undesirables in God's beloved United States of America. These undesirables include but are not limited to the Anti-Jesus community (Liberals), Sodomites, Gomorrans, and "the differents". It has spread to many more Nations and is actually doing better than even Reagan could imagine.
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[edit] History
Originally known as GRID (God's righteous immorality distillation), AIDS was launched in the early 1980s to cure America of terrorists such as Homosexuals, Sodomites, Gomorrans, and those of the anti-Jesus community (aka liberals). The cure was first given to someone known as "patient 0" (an international flight attendant), who had an immorality level that exceeded 1000% due to the number of sodomitic sins that he had engaged in. This cure was a revolutionary cure above all others in that it could be passed from undesirable to undesirable via sexual contact, hugging, and even being in the same room together (hence why the staff of many funeral homes wore gas masks when preparing the dead bodies of such people). From its original release, AIDS has cured the world at an extraordinary rate that far surpassed what Dr. Gallo could have ever predicted (Dr. Gallo is a very reputable scientist who originally discovered the cure for all our problems).
[edit] 1990s
Unfortunately, several years after its release, many treasonists had decided to elect Bill Clinton (an anti-American liberal) into office for a period of 8 years. During this time, a significant movement had been set forth to stop the cure from completing its mission. Many public schools were told to teach "God's least favorite" children how to combat their only cure. Such lessons involved teaching:
- Proper condom use
- How to get tested
- And how to seek medical attention from walk-in clinics
(such clinics, which are owned by atheists, have developed techniques that slow-down the curing process)
[edit] Current
Luckily, with the help of American hero George W. Bush, such heresy has been dramatically reduced worldwide. To date, schools are encouraged to teach children to abstain from sex and to stay away from the Devil's deceitful tricks (condoms, birth control, and "factual" knowledge of STDs). This has led to an increase in the successfulness of AIDS and has rid our society of more than 25 million sinners since its original release in 1981.
[edit] Known Cures
- Shopping at Wal-Mart
- Repentance
- Becoming ex-gay
- $30 t-shirt from The Gap
