Airplane

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Origin

first used by King Edmund Taft III(Great Grand-Father of our former President) in 1344 inChuckaluckalingopolis,modern day Liechenstein. It's use was to transport all the exta large clothing and bathtub pats (and the cranes that removed the president from the bathtub) to the palace because they were to big for the normal sized citezins to carry. The air plane was also used to transport the giant turds that clogged the toilet. Now one knows where those turds went...Oficially, anyway... But if I could have put thase turds anywhere it would be up any thumb-sucking. spineless, pointless, liberal supporting @$$ !!!!!!! And actually that's prbably what Taft did too. Sure, Taft wasn't great, but he wasn't stupid. Anyone sould see the only way of making liberals have a decent chance of being president was giving them brains, or at least Taft-turds. We Republicans had to be kinda fair.. Back to the air plane... Taft was said to have used it in The Third War Against Alien Potatoes as a bomber of Taft Turds. The propellers were also used to chop the potatoes into slices for Freedom Fries, A Taft's favorite. These propellers were also used as fans-big people need big fans. But I know what your really asking-what were they made of !!???? That's easy! They were made of Space age technolligy and beamed down here from the mothership from Vitosenula 9. But remember, Space Age tech. wasn't so great back then and the air planes only lasted about ten years. Still to this day, the members of the the cult International House Of Taft, or IHOT, are waiting to be beamed up by the mothership by 2011 or they shall either drink nitroglicerin or take a pistol to the head.

Use after the King

King Taft did not last long. Why? Two Words: Heart attack. Another word to add: Mc.Donalds. Anyway the air plane was soon re-invented by some martians named the Rite sisters or something