Albert Snyder

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Albert Snyder's son, U.S. Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder died while in service to his country. However, when Albert attended the funeral of his son and saw Fred Phelps there, he got pissy. Why anyone would not like a True Man of God, like Mr. Phelps is not clear, but for some reason, the elder Snyder did and got in the news for doing it.

Oh, wait...maybe that's why he did it! He wanted to get on TV!

Mr. Snyder has been placed in truthiness limbo. The reasons for this are simple:

• By taking that Man of God to court, a jury saw in his favor and awarded him for pain, suffering, compensatory and punitive damages, invasion of privacy and causing emotional distress a total of $11 million dollars. The market has spoken: he's going to heaven.
• but, Mr. Snyder will be going to hell for attacking a defenseless Man of God, trapping him forever in limbo until he can pay his way out or something.