Allah
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Allah is the arabic term for the one true God. Only through submission to his will mat one reach paradise. Non-Arabic Muslims use the term because Arabic was the language Allah chose as the medium for reavealing the word in its entirety in the Qur'an.
Allah created Osama Bin Laden, who was created to cancel out the guts and blind ideology of The Baby Jesus so that common sense and logic have more room to fester. Allah is the God of all Muslims, who choose not to use the word GOD because GOD spells DOG in the mirror and Muslims believe dogs are unhealthy animals that should only be served Halal with a bowl of sticky rice and chow mein on the side. Muslims also hate mirrors. They don't use them, so they don't recognize how long their beards have grown until they are suddenly stopped by airport security.
Allah sent revelations to Mohammed, the last prophet of Islam. From these teaching, the Koran and the foundation of Islam was formed. It wasn't until the 1970s that bomb-making and suicide attacks were revealed in sacred scriptures found under the divine mattress of Sheikh Abu-Grenada Bin Boom Boom. His translation of the Lost Texts of Explodestrokillemall remains a vital recruiting tool for the Taliban and Hamas, and other boy scout troops from the middle east.
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