American'ts

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American'ts

American'ts are people who live in the United States of America, but aren't true Americans. They are "glass half empty" types. A good example of an American't would be John Kerry. John Kerry was quoted as saying, "The President wants you to think that we're safer now than before September 11th, but that isn't true. We are all going to die." American'ts are emboldening the terrorists, and sending the wrong message to Our Troops.

[edit] Other examples of Pessimists

American'ts aren't the only ones who are tearing apart America's morale, there are other nay-sayers:

• Pelican'ts - Pelican'ts are pelicans that believe that the United State's foreign policy is failing
• Mexican'ts - People that eat tacos, burritos, etc. and insist that we are losing the war in Iraq
• Toucan'ts - Breakfast cereal spokes-creatures that try to convince our children that they're fat
• Republican't - An oxymoronic term, there is no such thing as a pessimistic republican
• Pecan't - A type of nut that believes in global warming

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