Anderson Cooper

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Anderson Cooper
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Anderson Cooper
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

Anderson Cooper (The Silver Surfer of cable news) seen here reporting on important issues for Planet America with his usual liberal bias.

Best known as host of the wildly popular ABC reality show "The Mole", Anderson Cooper's career has plummeted in recent years. He now serves as the host of Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN. Cooper was almost decapitated by a flying Ramada hotel sign in 2005, while covering Hurricane Dennis in Florida. Although it is still unconfirmed, several eye-witness reports say that the sign was knocked over not by the wind, but instead by a drunken Geraldo Rivera, who was covering the hurricane for Fox News.

And of course, no crisis is fully exploited until Geraldo weighs in! Where's the flying aluminum debris when you need it?

~ Jon Stewart

Anderson with his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt.
Yes, that Gloria Vanderbilt. Anderson is on the left.

1 Planet in Peril
- 1.1 Losing Species
- 1.2 Solution
2 Factoids
3 External Tubes

[edit] Planet in Peril

On October 18, 2007 he appeared on The Colbert Report to talk about his CNN special Planet in Peril and receive his nailing.

If Florida is covered in water, aged Jews can go to Greenland.

[edit] Losing Species

Animals and planets

Tigers and lions

alligators and crocodiles

[edit] Solution

What can an average person with their own TV show do?

[edit] Factoids

White hair caused by harrowing encounter with Irena Briganti.
Is the Paris Hilton of television news.
Uses the same tailor as Stephen.
Known as the "Regal Bird".
Taught Stephen to open his jacket dramatically.
Did you know that Fox News's American Hero, John Gibson, put Anderson Cooper in his place? He better not report on the "War in Iraq" and instead report on Anna Nicole Smith's death.
Wants to be Donna Brazile's boo