Andrea Mitchell

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Andrea Mitchell
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

Andrea Mitchell
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Liberal reporter Andrea Mitchell putting her spin on world affairs

Born October 30th, 1946, Andrea Mitchell is the Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent for NBC. She is an alien who is married to Global Elite Member and former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan. She is often invited to be on Bill O'Reilly's show as a punching bag when Bill becomes paranoid that NBC, MSNBC, CNBC and their parent companies are out to get him. She will not admit that she or anyone at NBC is a flaming liberal, so she deserves to be a punching bag on Papa Bear's show.

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• Andrea Mitchell interviews only presidents, dictators, and other assorted scoundrels
• You can buy a speech from Andrea for $40,000. She knows one of her speeches is not worth that much, however, so she will also show up to read it out loud to groups of up to a hundred.

This is what Andrea will look like if you hire her to speak at your conference

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