Apple Jacks
From Wikiality
The Greatest thing in America! However, they are neither apples nor jacks.
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[edit] History
This tasty treat was probably created by some Lefty looking for a way to fund his protests and abortions, but that's not important. I believe learning the history of cereal is like eating a steak and asking the waiter for the cow's life story.
[edit] Response
People love Apple Jacks, but being that they are neither apples nor jacks, they cause an uproar. It really doesn't make sense to call something what it isn't. I mean, it's like trying to call the war in Iraq a senseless war, it's crazy!
[edit] Apple Jacks in Our World
Many enjoy Apple Jacks and its delicious cinnamon flavor may be responsible for the increasing population of African Elephants in Africa.
[edit] What would Stephen say?
Now, I'll make this clear, me and Stephen aren't on speaking terms because, well, we don't know each other, but I think I know what Stephen would say.
- Yum
- They don't taste as delicious as Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream!
- If we could flavor these with poison, we could trick the bears into eating them, thinking it has apples!
- It's like Cheerios with flavor!
- I bet the President would enjoy these too!
