Arabic Translator
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Arabic Translator |
Arabic is a tricky language, more complicated than Korean and Pig Latin combined. Two individuals that have been charged and discharged with translating it into English are Stephen Benjamin and Bleu Copas.
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Who Can Become An Arabic Translator?
Only gay people.
What Education Does An Arabic Translator Need?
Three years of modern dance. Two years of tap.
What Do Arabic Translators Do?
Translate the words of heathens into the language of Jesus Christ, but unless it's done heterosexually, it's useless to the U.S. military.
What Special Equipment Do Arabic Translators Need?
Firm, easy to grip tools. You know what I mean? If you do, then meet me for a qualification exam in the men's washroom behind the playground.
Where Do Arabic Translators Work?
Under a disco ball, with a pulsating house beat in the background.
How Much Money Do Arabic Translators Make?
Not much. However, they get all the awesome ass-less chaps they want.
External Links? Fabulous!
- MAN-ifestos and gay dancing. If you enjoy this too much, you just may be a homosexual.
