Argentina
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[edit] Argentina
Argentina is a country in South America. By default this makes it inferior to The United States of America and all things related to Kenny Rogers. It borders five nations, but the only two that matter are Chile and Rio de Janiero. Its capital Buenos Aires is called the Paris of the south - says it all doesn't it.
The Queendom of Argentina 
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| Capitol: | Buenos Aires |
| Official Flower: | Opium Poppy |
| Official Language: | Foreign |
| Official Bird: | Blue Footed Booby |
| Motto: | La puta que vale la pena estar vivo! |
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| Regent: | |
| Official Anthem: | "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" |
| Population: | Roughly the same as New York City |
| Standard KPH: | 100 |
| Principal imports: | The Arizona Cardinals, Brazilians |
| Principal exports: | Gauchos, Soccer Players, Horses, Girls |
| Principal industries: | Soccer, Cheese, Milk |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Over 1 million people reside in Argentina illegally |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Argentina was actually home to two NFL teams during the 2005 season. In addition to the Arizona Cardinals, Buenos Aires also housed the New Orleans Saints for 5 of their home games. |
| Fun Fact # 3: | Argentina is shaped like a breaded chicken strip. |
[edit] History
6 AD- Argentina wins their first World Cup
1285 AD- 1778 AD- Argentina was ruled by the great leader Trogdor and his spawn including Scweedley and Meedley
1801 AD- Chinese food is first introduced to Argentina by Jack Bauer
1888 AD- Chile annexes Argentina, but only 2 of the members of the UN Security Council ratify the decision (the United States of America and France). Officially, Argentina is still independent, but it is actually a puppet state, like Cuba, only without the Communists
1940 AD- Juan Peron comes to power
1948 AD- Evita assassinates Juan Peron by using her liberal powers of Kabala
1988 AD- The Arizona Cardinals move to Buenos Aires
[edit] Government
Since the death of her husband, Juan Peron, Argentina has been led by his wife Evita who is also known as Madonna. Madonna has ruthlessly ruled Argentina and oppressed its inhabitants into slavery by forcing them to listen to songs such as "Like A Virgin", "Don't Cry For Me Argentina", and "Seasons of Love". It has been rumored that Madonna is secretly siphoning money off of the national treasury to buy many things French, but it has not been proven. If allegations are true, Americans should remember that it is not the fault of the people of Argentina, rather its leader should be at blame.
[edit] Economy
Argentinas are dependent solely on the Llama for their livelihood.
[edit] Culture
Argentina is known for very little culturally, but its main two contributions to global culture are the Arizona Cardinals and Pele. The Cardinals moved to Buenos Aires in 1988 from St. Louis to avoid confusion with the baseball team located there. Though Republicans offically recognize the Cardinals move to South America, liberal media says that they currently reside in Arizona. However, this is false, as the cardinal is a moderate climate bird (much like Rush Limbaugh), and would never survive the warm climate of Arizona.
