Astrology
From Wikiality
Astrology, the study of weird pictures of naked people formed by stars (lame scientist porno), is not as truthy as one may think. Those little astrowhatever people need a real job, as they ignore their gut and go straight to what those stars and planets, which are influenced by the baby satan, say.
Please find a better way to predict futures, like the internets (as in this site), or inhaling smoke from an unknown substance.
