Atomo Kleen

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Atomo Kleen
is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Prescott Pharmaceuticals: The tingling tells you it's working, the class action lawsuit tells you it's Prescott."

A product manufactured by Prescott Pharmaceuticals, Atomo Kleen ensures that your car is as clean as your toilet seat!

Directions For Use

Atomo Kleen comes in this designer lead-lined enclosure.

• simply remove it from it's lead carrying case
• hang from rear-view mirror

NOTE: In some cases, you may need to add bottled water

Uses

• irradiates your car
• microwaves your groceries and pets

Side Effects

• Chinese fire bones
• brain whistle
• eyesplosions