Avril Lavigne

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Avril Lavigne is a Canadian rock singer and Condoleeza Rice's competition for the hand of the Prime Minister of Canada. She is one of the most powerful Canadians, and a lot easier to look at than Neil Young. She recently pissed off a lot of Islamic people by performing in Malaysia.

[edit] Prime Minister of Canada

Avril Lavigne wants the Prime Minister of Canada, but so does Condi. She claims to be on the Liberal Party, but they're all too high up there to properly name their political parties.

Avril said: "Many times these Mexicans cross into the US and run all the way up north and then enter British Columbia." She's expected to marry Lou Dobbs if she loses to Condi.

[edit] Playgirlisim

Her song Girlfriend was playgirlised. She ripped of the Rubinoos' "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend".