Azores

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Azores???
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The group of Portuguese Islands where Christopher Columbus' fourth ship, The Wet Dream 2, was attacked by cannibals who ate the crew and stole all the beer.

This is made famous by the age old rhyme:

"In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
but cannibals ate the fourth ship's crew
sushi-style, then drank the brew
he'd stored aboard the Wet Dream 2.
"

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