BAE Systems
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BAE Systems
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, BAE Systems
ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
CAUTION
Like Iraq, this page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
And also, like Iraq, may always be under construction.
Thank you for your patience, and children.
BAE Systems plc (acquirer of United Defense) is a modest and humble unsung freedom giver of American Values.
Overview
Products and Services
History
Falling victim to typical stereotypes
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External Sources
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