Ballerina

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If you work hard, you'll get ahead as a Ballerina

A ballerina is a girl who dances in frilly clothes. Some ballerinas are boys; that makes them gay.

Contents 1 Who Can Become A Ballerina? 2 What Education Does A Ballerina Need? 3 What Special Equipment Do Ballerinas Need? 4 Where Do Ballerinas Work? 5 How Much Money Do Ballerinas Make?

[edit] Who Can Become A Ballerina?

Any girl can become a ballerina just by being pretty and skinny.

[edit] What Education Does A Ballerina Need?

Girls are naturally ballerinas; they do not need to go to school to learn any of the moves necessary to prance about; it comes naturally.

[edit] What Special Equipment Do Ballerinas Need?

Besides the special girl parts they automatically come with? Well, they need pretty dresses and fancy bows to tie up their hair and long stockings and pink shoes.

[edit] Where Do Ballerinas Work?

Ballerinas work at the ballet of course!

[edit] How Much Money Do Ballerinas Make?

Ballerinas don't make that much money, they only do it for the love of the dance. Plus, when they finally get married, they will be provided for by their husbands.