Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "On Notice" board.


Barbra Streisand
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Barbra Streisand-nejad is a terrorist.
Many believe she was too old to play 'Yentl'.
Many believe she was too old to play 'Yentl'.

Barbra Streisand is a Jew, Anti-American actress, famous for her nose and mainly appearing in films shot with soft-focus diffusion. With enough soft-focus, she looks damn hot, especially if the lights in your living room are dimmed and you have consumed at least a 12-pack of beer. Otherwise, she just looks fucking scary.

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How Stephen Feels About Ms. Streisand

Everyone knows that Stephen Colbert hates Barbra "fucking" Streisand.

ON NOTICE

DISTRACTIONS

JANE FONDA (FANTASIES)

BLACK HOLE AT CENTER OF GALAXY

THE WEATHER CHANNEL

GRIZZLY BEARS

THE BRITISH EMPIRE

JOURNAL OF PALEOLIMNOLOGY

MICHAEL ADAMS

TODD RUNDGREN

BARBRA STREISAND

ISRAELI NEWSPAPERS

DENNIS KUCINICH


How Ms. Streisand Feels About Stephen

Barbra finds The Colbert Report exceptionally thralling. She most enjoys singing along with Stephen to "The Circle of Life" and "Let the Eagle Soar".

How Ms. Streisand Feels About President Bush

Fox News reported on October 12, 2006 that "La Babs has employed a bad Bush impersonator to sing a duet with her, all the while lambasting real administration's policies" at her Madison Square Garden performance.

How Streisand Fans Who Are Also Bush Supporters Feel About Barbra

There aren't any, although occasionally Bush supporters who are also David Copperfield fans wander into her concert hall by mistake.

What Ms. Streisand Has To Say To Bush Supporters Who Are Also Fans Of Her

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Shut the fµçß up!
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~ Barbra Streisand


Did you know Barbra is a good friend of enemies of liberty Tim Robbins and Jane Fonda?

See Also

Barbra Streisand
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Barbra Streisand to the authorities.
Barbra Streisand
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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