Barney
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Barney is the purple dinosaur alter-ego of liberal Congressman Barney Frank. When Mr. Frank isn't waffling in Congress or trying to undermine American capitalism, he gets medicinally high, dons his famous foam outfit, and works to corrupt the kids.
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[edit] Famous Songs
Barney has two famous songs, both of which corrupt the youth and help to undermine good American values. It is your job as a good Colberican to give Barney a good wag of the finger whenever he appears on your television singing this stuff.
[edit] Barney Theme Song
Barney is a dinosaur from the blue Bay State
When he's high he'll make you cry
For munchies and a same-sex mate.
Barney ruins lots of things
Like free market democracy,
Wholesome family values,
And traditional plutocracy.
Barney's here to ruin us
In our time of need.
Barney will be your overlord
If your morals recede.
[edit] I Love You (The Pot Song)
I love you
You love me
So let's smoke pot medicinally.
With a great big puff
We'll smoke out liberty
And say goodbye to the Land Of The Free.
[edit] And Friends!
Barney has a whole legion of evil friends. These include:
- Larry "B.J." Craig - a yellow dinosaur who is woefully out of step with what his party wants.
- Baby Bop Pelosi - a little green dinosaur who constantly struggles to understand how Congress works.
- Council of Doom- The only sane friends that can secretly destroy any government from the core. The Council of Doom is currently at war with Elmo in his demonic world. Calls will be returned as soon as possible. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
[edit] Enemies
The most prominent enemy of Barney's evil agenda is the heroic Tek Jansen, who usually fights the marauding dinosaur in miniature cityscapes when Godzilla isn't using them.
