Barney (The Dog)

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"Barney (The Dog)"
is for the kids!

Barney (The Dog)
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

Greatest President Ever/Greatest Bodyguard Ever, bravely defending the Greatest President Ever, from two little girls and a squirrel

The Greatest Presidential Pet Ever was raised as an upright Conservative yet for some reason Karl Rove hated him. Worse yet at some point Barney turned tail and deserted out Dear Leader.

That's right, Barney is an author

The First Pet has put out a tell-all book, "Who Let The Dogs Of War Out?" In it he details a case where he was taken to the vet under false pretenses.