Barry Manilow
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Barry (aka "bear-y") Manilow is ugly. It should also be noted that Barry Manilow's first name "Barry" sound suspiciously like "Bear"(ry).
Barry Manilow won the 2006 Emmy award with Stephen T. Colbert's name engraved on it.
And has no talent.
And robbed Stephen of glory. Barry hates our dear friend Stephen T. Colbert. He didn't even have the decency to give the award to Stephen T. Colbert anyway. I know that he didn't feel worthy of it.
On October 30, 2006, Stephen Colbert went Mano-a-Manilow with Barry on The Colbert Report. Attempting to rub his Emmy in Stephen's face, instead Stephen showed Manilow his own Emmys, his Peabody Award and his Time Magazine 100 Most Influential Americans paperweight.
Stephen and Barry signed a historic Peace Treaty, granting Stephen 6 months custody of the Emmy. The Treaty was notarized and is binding.
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Stephen's Reaction To The Emmy Award Controversy
During the 2006 Emmy Broadcast, Stephen appeared to present the award for Best Achievement in Reality Television alongside his Jewish friend Jon Stewart. The presentation occured after Stephen had been robbed of his Emmy by Manilow. During the award show pablum that preceded the reading of the nominees, Stephen talked about his feelings:
"I lost to Barry Manilow. Barry Manilow. I lost to the Copacabana. Singing and dancing is not performing. Wolverine I could have lost to - he's got claws for hands."
Stephen's Christian Forgiveness
Even though Barry had to read about his surprise at winning an Emmy from a prepared note, Colbert has told Chris Wallace to hold on his investigative interview with Manilow.
Barry's 'Music' As A Form Of Punishment
Manilow's music is so bad, a Colorado judge and hero, Paul Sacco, has sentenced people busted for noise pollution to one hour of listening to Manilow's tripe.
Judge Sacco, who carries out the punishment about four times per year, said the sentence fits the crime.
| When you have a person playing rap at extreme volumes all over the city, and they have to sit down and listen for an hour to Barry Manilow, it's horrible punishment. | 
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Sacco said his love for music and helping youth inspired the unusual sentence.
Factoids
- According to popular opinion, Barry Manilow's head is made out of cheddar cheese.
- Contrary to popular opinion, Barry Manilow's head is not made out of cheddar cheese.
- Barry Manilow's head is made from Gouda.
- President Bush is working with Condi on deporting Barry.
- Music and passion are always in fashion at the Copa
- Mr. Manilow has been alive forever
- Mr. Manilow wrote the very first song
- Mr. Manilow continues to write songs the whole world sings
- these songs are about love and special things
- In addition, Mr. Manilow feels young when he looks through your eyes, even though he is very old
- During his stand-up routine, a Mr. Denis Leary has professed a desire to drink alcohol out of Manilow's empty head.
- Barry Manilow looks like a total freak. I mean what is going on with his hair? And his face?? And his voice??? As if anyone still listens to him anyway. Have you even ever heard a Barry Manilow song? Case closed, this guy is a loser.
- Is a founding member of *NSYNC.
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External Sources
Thank You, JJ Chandler, whoever you are.
