Batman
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Batman is called upon using the "Bat Signal". Why he can't just use a cell phone like a normal person, I will never understand.
[edit] Batman Facts
The Joker is Batman's arch-nemesis.
- Batman's photogragher, Billionaire, Bruce Wayne is close friends with our Greatest President.
- The fictional character Howard Hughes is actually based on Bruce Wayne.
- Stephen Colbert once said, "For one reason or the other, Vice President Dick Cheney and Batman are never seen in the same place, at the same time... *wink*"
- The Batmobile is rumored to be fueled by blubber from the rare blue whale.
- The Joker, Batman's nemesis, is a registered Democrat, (with a gay fixation on the craped crusader) who hates our troops accordingly.
- At one point in his career, Batman suffered a spinal cord injury, had it not been for Tom Cruise's special vitamin therapy, which fixed up Batman in no time, Batman would still be a useless lump of ex-crimefighter. This is why Batman endorses our Greatest President's outlawing of Stem cell Research. Thank you Tom Cruise!
- The reason Batman can neutralize entire armies is due to the fact that he received all of his training from none other than Stephen Colbert ... Watch out liberals, You don't stand a chance.
[edit] Rumors
- For a period of time, Stephen Colbert was rumored to be impersonating Batman, instead of British-geeky-posing for an American Psycho, Christian Bale, because Bale had suffered from post-Colbertism syndrom: People who think they may challenge Colbert but realize they don't have the guts to do it.
- Dick Cheney was cast to interpret the Penguin. Unfortunately, Cheney had a schedule conflict and had to become Vice-President of the most powerful nation in the Universe's History.
- The Jew-run liberal media keeps spreading rumours that Batman is gay. BATMAN WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS!
- Batman was once reported voting democrat, this is false. A man who dresses up every night and fights crime is definatly a republican.
