BearSharks
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Bearsharks are extremely deadly hybrids of a bear and a shark and some specialists claim to be the perfect predator, capable of traversing almost any imaginable terrain.
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Origins
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The origin of how the Bearshark came to be has only been explained by varying folklores ranging from different centuries. The only constant is that Bears and Sharks, both highly different, deadly predators, came together to create an Amphibious Godless Killing Machines.
Legend depicts the creatures of being incapable of no other instinct than destruction. It is told that a single Bearshark was capable of easily whipping out a village of over one hundred inhabitants.
Characteristics
Physical
The typical Bearshark possesses the midsection of a bear along with all four clawed appendages, while the head and tail resemble that of a shark. Included on the body is also a dorsal fin. These futures make its body perfect for swimming in fresh and salt water, while withstanding an array of terrains. Their claws also are excellent for climbing trees.
Originally it was thought artic conditions were the only uninhabitable habitat for Bearsharks, but most recently a Bearshark was found in Antarctica where the shark had joined with a polar bear creating a sub-breed, the Polar Bearshark.
Another sub-breed is the Pyro Bearshark, this translates to the Fire Bearshark. This breed possesses a physical trait not found in either bears or sharks. The Pyro Bearshark’s body is engulfed in self created flames. Though there has been no proof, there have been individual claims that it is also capable of breathing fire. It is not entirely known how this trait appears, but some specialists believe that it is a dormant trait found in some bears and sharks and only appears when both the bear and the shark posses it.
Behavioral
The behavioral patterns of a Bearshark greatly differ from that of its natural parents.
Bears are seen by liberals as only scavengers, while Sharks prey on primarily seals and only attack humans when they are mistaken for other creatures. These behaviors have been disproved again and again, but if so the Bearshark looses these behaviors and gains a more deadlier instinct.
They have an extremely aggressive behavior that matches there appetite. The Bearshark must constantly eat in order to maintain energy to power its massive body. It needs this energy because like the shark, Bearsharks do not sleep.
They are definite predators, not scavengers, preying on larger animals. It primarily feeds on humans. Though humans are not entirely large, there is a mass abundance of them that drives Bearsharks to heavily populated areas like suburbs and cities. Video though has caught Bearsharks preying on elephants and rhinos and mythical stories tell that it also preys on creatures such as giant squids and Sasquatch.
When hunting they are known that when in water, they tend to completely submerge their self’s and surprise the prey and on land they employ the same tactic by up climbing trees and waiting to jump down.
Creation
Bearsharks are created naturally and synthetically
Synthetic
Synthetic Bearsharks are created by Baylor Experimental Aquatic Research (B.E.A.R.) in Waco, TX. Being the world leader in synthetic Bearsharks they strive to improve the abilities of this “prefect predator.” One example is for the past three years they tried to implant the creature with eagle DNA to give them the gift of flight, but so far attempts have failed.
Natural
The creation of natural Bearsharks has only been speculated. It is known to exist as Bearsharks have been known to have existed for centuries before science was created to destroy God. For natural creation to occur a Bear and Shark must come together.
From this point, it’s not known if they have sexual intercourse or mystical forces bind them together.
Procreation
Whether the animal is created naturally of synthetically, they then can procreate. Bearsharks are hermaphrodites and can impregnate each other. They give live birth and the gestation period is typically seven weeks.
Danger to America
Bearsharks are a major threat to National Security. We are uncertain just how many are already in the country, but also how many are just waiting to swim in.
There has not yet been a major attack of Bearsharks yet on American soil, but one would be next to impossible to predict. The only preparation that can be made is around the clock military response. Even then an entire navel ship could easily fall victim to a surprise attack.
One proposed maneuver to prevent an attack is too capture any Bearsharks found and transport them to another, less fortunate country, but this has two considerable flaws. The first is the pure danger to trying to capture a live Bearshark and the lives that could be lost. The second is, the hybrid animal may eat its way out of the country it is placed and return to America.
Not only do the Bearsharks propose a threat to National Security, but also to the free trade market that America is built on. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert released a statement of the danger of any kind of hybrid and free trade. He said it would reduce the number of products available to consumers. Instead of buying two things, Americans could save money and buy just one, the hybrid. This is seen as being anti-capitalist and anything anti-capitalist is communism.
By applying this idea to Bearsharks, it is safe to declaim they are also Communists. By using their political affiliation it may be possible to trace back their origins.
When Encountering a Bearshark
Unless a person is armed with a heavy arsenal, there’s not much they can do to ensure their survival. It is important to remember not to run or swim away as a Bearshark is capable of doing both and with great speed.
Fire affects most Bearsharks as their midsection if covered in hair; however, this does not affect the Pyro Bearshark as it’s on fire already and is only helping it.
