Bear Uprising of 2012
From Wikiality
The Bear Uprising of 2012 was predicted by many Heroes.
They have predicted that in 2012 the Colbear and Bearlister Crowley, on their way to Mt. Rushmore to do battle with Stephen Colbert, will take over a satellite and use it to broadcast a signal all over the world which activates his sleeper cells. It is also rumored that the Bear Uprising might lead to chears unleashing their hell throughout the southwestern U.S..
The sleeper cells are not bears, but brainwashed humans! They were brainwashed by the Bear World Order! The Colbear has ordered that humans of all kinds (ranging from small children to high political figures) be captured and taken to the underground labs of Bear City where they have been brainwashed and put back into their homes, only to be activated years later.
Once the Colbear's signal activates the sleeper cells, they will go on to free all kinds of captured terrorist bear leaders from their cells and prisons; such as Winnie The Pooh, Big Bear, and the dastardly duo Yogi Bear and his sidekick Booboo. Bears will run amok in city streets, shredding people to peices and devouring them on spot.
The Canadian government is closely allied with bears. They cannot and should not be trusted.
Cities Overtaken
Hollywood is also taken over by the bears. It is an easy task for them since all the liberal pussies there have always thought that bears are kind and gentle animals to begin with! What naive fools. At least when the bears do take over Hollywood, they will take out a large proportion these liberal bastards. The bears do continue to make horrible, gay movies with the Jews of Hollywood and put them in theaters all over the world...
