Belly Ache

From Wikiality

A belly ache is something someone have when they have overindulged in truthiness. They didn't eat the proper servings. After a while the excess truthiness calories begins to put on the pounds in the "gut" and it starts to ache. People who are experiencing belly aches are:

1. Tom Delay
2. Scooter Libby
3. Jack Abramoff
4. Jeff Skilling
5. Duke Cunningham
6. Mark Foley
7. Dennis Hastert
8. Bob Ney

The symptoms of a belly ache is when you have the media constantly hounding you, on the news everynight, authorities questioning you, having to shred documents, avoiding the public, tapping phones, having to tape conversations, indictments, subpoenas, grand jury convening, abruptly leaving the country, resigning, being impeached, and or sometimes doing prison time.

There is no known cure for a belly ache. Doctors are trying to work on a cure but they are experiencing the symptoms themselves. (Dr. Bill Frist)

People who experienced a belly ache in the past

• Richard Nixon
• Bill Clinton
• Ronald Reagan
• Oliver North
• Martha Stewart
• Ken Lay (and lived happily ever after)

See Also

• Truthiness
• Gut
• Truthitician
• Liberal

After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Belly Ache undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.