Ben & Jerry

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Ben & Jerry are a couple of liberal Vermont lefties who like to make ice cream while listening to the Grateful Dead, burning sage and tripping.

Flavors of Ben & Jerry's ice cream include such liberal concoctions as

• Phish Food
• Cherry Garcia
• Chunky Monkey (a pint of pro-evolution propaganda)

Recently Ben and his hairy partner Jerry helped to bring some balance back to the freezer case by introducing^{Episode #222} a new flavor of ice cream, Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream and another flavor Stephen Jr.'s AmeriFlown Dream.

But they're still just a couple of dirty hippies, which explains their release of another celebrity flavored ice cream Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler.

Ben & Jerry oppose recombinant bovine growth hormone.

Contents 1 Other Potential Conservative Flavors 2 Other Potential Liberal Flavors 3 How To Tell The Difference Between The Two 4 Support For Terror 5 External Tubes

Other Potential Conservative Flavors

Gipperific

• vanilla
• jelly beans
• bits of the Berlin Wall

Other Potential Liberal Flavors

Cut and Rum Raisin

• strawberry cream
• raisins
• no spine

How To Tell The Difference Between The Two

• Ben carries frisbies
• Jerry is hairy

Support For Terror

al-Ben and Jihad Jerry have thrown their support behind Barack Hussein Obama, with a new flavor called "Cherries for Change", which is an insult to Stephen.

External Tubes

• Hippie LoveFest Online