Bikini Atoll

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Hey, where the hell is
Bikini Atoll???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Bikini Atoll has earned
the Al Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
Making Bikini Atoll safe from commie sympathizers.
Making Bikini Atoll safe from commie sympathizers.

Bikini Atoll is an idyllic South Pacific paradise filled with smokin' hot girls in skimpy swimsuits (hence the name).

Prior to the explosion of twenty-three nucular weapons there between 1946 and 1958, it was a hotbed of Communist fish and seabirds. Afterwards, Senator Joseph McCarthy continued to assert that the cockroaches there were pinko bastards.



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