Bill Nye
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makes bombs.
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[edit] Growing up
Bill grew up in the small commie town of Canada in the 1950's where he learned how to make all kinds of drugs, bombs and, Weapons of Mass Destruction. He started a little school where he could teach up and comer terrorists like Osama bin Laden the basics of bomb making and how to tie a good knot so it doesn't fall off your chest. But since not many people live in Canada, he knew he would need a bigger audience to give off his Russian spying techniques. So after a while he moved down to The States where he opened many more schools and tought many more up and comers the basics, and now advanced bomb making.
[edit] The Show
He made lots of money and soon made a few calls and got a show that the producers believed to be for children. That is when he became Bill Nye The Science Guy.He taught kids the basics of chemistry and what reacted with what to blow things up. He slowly worked the weapons more and more into each show and without the producers noticing . He show kids how to make explosives out of a couple household materials and where to blow them up(schools, offices, government buildings). He would also teach children how to make toxic gasses, deadly artillary to attack America with, and anatomy to properly sacrifice a goat to Satan. This went on for 6 years and 100 episodes until finally his Russian spying efforts were thwarted.
[edit] The End Of Bill
One day Stephen Colbert was flipping though the channels and he saw this horrifying show. The second he saw it he teleported to the T.V. studio and demanded it be pulled. Because of his great reputation they pulled it instantly. He then asked for Bill Nye's home address and again because he is so respected the gave it to him. After that day Bill Nye was never seen or heard from again.
[edit] Taught by Bill Nye
- Mahmoud Ahmedi nejad
- Osama bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein
- Winnie The Pooh
- Cobra Commander
- Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericahad
