Billion
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Billion is a number invented by numberistas and mathematic nerds. They claim it is equal to a thousand millions, but as everybody knows, million is the highest number possible, which is why everybody wants to be a millionaire. There's not even a billion people in America. China claims to have more than a billion, which further proves that only liars, commies, and nerds use the word.
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