Biodiesel
From Wikiality
Biodiesel is a myth perpetrated by a vast network of liberal tree huggers.
After building their network with profits used from the ongoing organic food scam, these loosely affiliated pot heads expanded their drum circle to nip at the heels of the honorable and forthright fuel industry.
Since biodiesel itself, is a viscous attack on all that is good in America, these peddlers of spent and always illegally aquired cooking oils could better spend their time giving their consciences a good cleaning with a hearty selection of Lava soaps available at their local retailer and worthy lawmaker Wal-Mart.
If only Geraldo or some other well meaning pundit could break these biodieselers off a well-deserved helping of deep fried act-right, then maybe they would learn what cooking oil was really meant for. We all know that The Baby Jesus hosted many a Fish Fry in the days before the discovery of fossil fuels using clean and clear conola oils, he didn't use it to power his patented water walking machinery. And I feel that these alternative fuelsters should take a page from his book, The King James Bible. Shape up and fly right, buy your gas from Exxon, you'll be doing us all a big favor.
Biodiesel Facts
- It ain't cheap
- It ain't easy to produce, so difficult in fact that high schoolers that would otherwise go to liberate Iraqis could not safely produce it and lower energy bills for extremely mobile businesses.
- Chicks hate biodieslers, especially ones reminiscent of popular actresses like Mandy Moore, Connie Nielson, Saffron Burrows, or Pat Robertson's Wife.
- Previously uninterested employers should be made to pay dearly for those who support the fuel companies.
- De-emphasising Biodiesel is like lieing, popular research shows that it's beneficial to do it at least once every ten minutes.
