Blackwater Security Consulting
From Wikiality
An American corporation, as American as a corporation can get, almost as American as Halliburton.
The founder and CEO is Erik Prince. Bill Richardson actually started Blackwater with Mr. Prince under an assumed name.
May have been named after a Doobie Brothers song.
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[edit] Plans Under A Democrat Administration
Like that would ever happen, but seriously...
- Hillary Clinton has already cut a deal with them whereby they will enforce her edict when she declares martial law
[edit] Members of the Board
- Dennis Kucinich has secretly been on their payroll for years
- John Edwards has enjoyed a non-publicized position on their board of directors since mid-2005,
- Joe Biden plans to pardon any and all Blackwater employees from any fines or prison sentences that may result from future investigations and indictments
[edit] Liberals Hate Capitalism
Apparently some liberal hippies are attacking Blackwater's way of life. A bunch of liberals made some outragious claims against Blackwater's rights to make a profit as outlined in America's Constitution.
Other liberals claimed Blackwater did something bad in Iraq. The Blackwater guards were in fact protecting George Bush in one of his visits to Iraq and exterminating all the terrorists in the town.
Don't believe them; all liberals lie.
If you are ever called to serve on a jury in the Blackwater trial, there are 3 important things to remember:
- it's not wrong to make a profit
- insurgents kill Americans
- liberals hate freedom
