Bob Dole

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Set that Turk free.

~ Bob Dole

Bob Dole could never win a Presidential election.

Fun Fracts about Bob Dole

• "Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula."

• Switched to Pepsi in the 1950's.

• Is too old to continue to prevail upon his "little blue friend" for help.

• Right arm rendered useless from a WWII injury. He always carries a pen glued to the palm of his right hand so no one will try to shake his hand.

• Bob Dole has been left-handed since his discharge from the military.

• Bob Dole's brain is shriveled and useless.

• Bob Dole is Bob Dole

Appearance With Colbert

February 5, 2008

• first words out of his mouth were to correct Stephen's pronunciation of fracas
• wrote a letter to Rush to back off McCain
  • to which Romney responded
• Stephen prepared a letter of recommendation for Mr. Dole to sign
  • which he will use to get into the Masons
  • (he signed it "John Romney")
• Stephen knows why he didn't endorse McCain: he is going to run himself to change America
• prefers Condi Rice as McCain's VP
• no one wants to be VP until the phone rings and someone asks

• Elizabeth ran for President
  • would they have been a two-fer if she had won?

See Also

• Elizabeth Dole
• Britney Spears