Bobby Kennedy

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Bobby Kennedy
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


Another liberal beneficiary of nepotism, Robert F. Kennedy never once in his entire life got a job his brother didn't give him or at the very least create specifically for him.

Historians believe it was this inability to get work without his brother's assistance that led him to being as gay as he was.

Mr. Kennedy died after getting shot in a kitchen. Why he was in a kitchen has never fully been understood and few people study beyond Hollywood actors eager to portray him.

Contents

Growing Up A Drunken Kennedy

The Holy Grail For Kennedys: College

Navy Years (hey we said he was gay)

Given Kennedy Senatorship

Attorney General Years

Other Jobs He Got From His Brother

Getting Shot In The Kitchen

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