Bong
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The bong is one of the many implements Satan uses to seduce the youth of America into a life of liberalism, laziness, and Hate-America-Firstism.
[edit] Origins
Although popular opinion states that the bong was invented by some stoner in Thailand, it was actually invented by Tommy Chong back in the seventies.
[edit] Usage
The hippies have a code name for bong: "water pipe".
Yeah. Right.
That's like calling a hackey sack a leisure-time toy and not the hypnotic life-destroying, soul-sucking bag of weed that it truly is!
Bongs (that's right, I'm calling then what they are) allow America's youth to ingest drugs without having the higher-order capacity to roll papers. Also, if you spend all your parents money on weed, you don't have to buy more than one bong in order to dismount the white horse. In addition, once the hippie gets high the ability to roll papers is greatly diminished making the bong essential to staying high.
The more industrious hippies will create bongs out of anything including the fruit of God's trees.
