Stephen's Book Club

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The members of Stephen's Book Club include Mahmoud Ahmadwhatevernijad, Louis Farrakhan, and Mel Gibson's father. They had a real problem with the book Night, by Elie Wiesel, a memoir or novel about the Holocaust.

The members of Stephen's Book Club do not actually read books, choosing instead to judge them by their covers. Formed well before Oprah's Book Club, Wordinista Oprah Winfrey decided to hitch a ride on Stephen's coattails and claim the glory for herself. Book club meetings are traditionally opened (and closed) by the immediate flaming destruction of all books in question.

The books read by the Club reside on the Shelves of Honor. They are divided into two sections, fiction and non-fiction.

[edit] Fiction

• Tom Clancy: Debt of Honor
• Tom Clancy: Red Rabbit
• Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged
• Alfred C. Kinsey: Sexual Behavior in the Human Female
• Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
• Scott McClellan: "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception"

[edit] Non-Fiction

• God: The Holy Bible
• Richard Adams: Watership Down
• Vere Chappell: The Cambridge Companion to Locke
• John Locke: Two Treatises of Government
• Nancy Autio: Chicken Soup for the Christian Family Soul : Stories to Open the Heart and Rekindle the Spirit
• Stephen Davis: Hammer of the Gods: The Led Zeppelin Saga
• Philip Hansten: Lascivious Leucocephalus
• James Frey - A Million Little Pieces

[edit] See Also

• Stephen's Written Word
• The Report Books Book Reports