Bootstrap theory

From Wikiality

Jump to: navigation, search
CONGRATULATIONS! By using this tube of The Internets,
"Bootstrap theory"
has touched you in a very special way.


The Bootstrap Theory was pioneered by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert. It states that the best way for a person,or group of people to come up in the world is to create their own opportunites and lift themselves up by their bootstraps. It was similar to evolution in that it was an unproven theory of Doctor Colbert's, but after several years of study at the Honorable Reverend Jerry Falwell's Liberty University the obvious truth on the matter of Bootstrap theory was revealed. It is now common fact amongst true Americans that bootstrap theory is no longer a theory, but a fact of life.



This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.
*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.


Hi, I'm Sally Struthers, and I'm here to tell you how you can help pages on Wikiality.com.
In the same amount of time it takes to drink one cup of coffee, you can fill an internets tube with
the truthiness it so desperately needs.
Please join me in this cause. Thank You.
Retrieved from "http://www.wikiality.com/Bootstrap_theory"
Personal tools