Boston Bruins

Boston Bruins
is Hockey-related
making it un-American

Boston Bruins
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Boston Bruins to the authorities.

The Boston Bruins are an NHL team that competes in the Northeast Division(regularly dominated by the Toronto Maple Leafs).

The team consists solely of gay bears.

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