Bowtie Pasta

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"RIBALD MEXICANS APPREHEND SIZEABLE CONSTITUTIONS!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and don't make stuff up, use your gut.

Bowtie Pasta
is "Dead To Me" ("Me" being Stephen Colbert)
Bowtie Pasta should be dead to you, too.

un-American
Foods or Beverages

Bowtie Pasta, also known as neatly tied fascism was created by Mussolini in the 1930s in hopes that a food could convert Americans to Fascists. The plot was foiled by Samuel L. Jackson, who coincidentally was the General of the Union Army during the Civil War. Upon discovering what bowtie pasta really was, he informed Dr. Stephen Colbert. After many tests, Dr. Stephen Colbert concluded that Bowtie Pasta is made with little bits of bear in it proving it is not only a Fascists' meal, but a Communists' as well.