Box Turtle

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Box Turtle,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

A female Box Turtle flashing her goodies in order to drive your neighbors crazy with desire.

Box Turtles are sexual predators who should not be trusted around your neighbors.

They are called box turtles because they have a large hinge on the front of their plastron, enabling them to completely seal up their shell, unless they are really really fat.

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