Boy Scouts
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The Boy Scouts, or the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) is a private group which reflects the very best America has to offer and wants from its impressionable young men.
Despite its origins in Britain, the BSA contains not a hint of homosexuality, and is responsible for molding generations of American boys into hard, robust American men ready to take on anything!
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[edit] The Oath
On my honor,
I will do my best to do my duty to God and my party
and to obey the Scout Law;
to help Christian people at all times;
to keep myself physically straight,
mentally straight,
and sexually straight.
[edit] Organization
[edit] God
[edit] Heterosexuality
No Gays are allowed in scouting.
[edit] Activities
[edit] Pinewood Derby
[edit] Camping
[edit] Annual Scouting Convention/Revival
[edit] Merit Badges
- Killing bears earns you a decapitate bear head badge.
< Also, every BSA member is equiped with a field guide on how to scout for bears. (Notice the bear on the cover is wearing a diguise and is obviously trying to confuse the scouts by pointing away from America's great values, scouts always have to be prepared, especially when it comes to bears in diguises. This bear was waterboarded the next day.)
[edit] Adjusting America's Legal Definitions
[edit] Famous Former Boy Scouts
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Dick Cheney
- Michael Moore
- Bill Clinton
- Dr. Peter Agre
- Indiana Jones
- JFK
- Bill Gates
- Gerald Ford
- Ronald Reagan
- Jack Murtha
[edit] What Is It With Eagle Scouts?
Eagle Scouts are the best kind of boy scouts.They help Eagles Scout for Bears.



