Britain
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Britain isn't quite as great as Great Britain, but it's still all right. The British people lend their name and nationality to the entire citizenry of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and also to the British Empire, which is On Notice. Britain, you better watch out. Stephen Colbert is coming after you.
Britain is one of the three major British Isles. The other two are its big brother Great Britain and Ireland.
[edit] History
As with many spectacles in history, Britain was invented by Jesus around 1723 under the name Fraticalita. He them summoned over around a few American homedogz to, as He put it, 'Shake dis bad thang up, dogg!' The American folk completely destroyed Britain with their sense of drunkenness, giggityupiness, and love of Mao Zedong. When William Henry Harrison heard of this outrage, he parachuted over and gave Jesus a good, strong spanking. He then transformed Britain into the 'country' it is today. Upon returning to the great U.S. of A., we did the right thing and promptly smothered him in pork rinds, merely a few days into his Presidential term. How sad. Jesus then came around and spanked him back. Huzzah!
[edit] Britain Trivia
- Many famous British people are actually English. Isn't that funny?
- British food tastes like dog droppings. Actually, dog droppings are probably better.
- The beer in Britain is actually just flavored water.
- All british people are orphans
- 87% of all british people have never heard of the tooth brush
