Buddhist

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Buddhist
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

You can spot Buddhists by their total lack of head and facial hair.

Buddhists are worshipers of Buddha, the world's most famous laughing Indian fatty. Buddhists routinely sacrifice babies to bears because that's the kind of sick behavior which makes Buddha laugh manically.

Buddhists are all democrats, and nixo facto America Haters. They damage America by infiltrating Hollywood and polluting our nation with their pacifist and vegetarian poison.

[edit] Where do they live?

Prior to the arrival of Stephen Harper Buddhists controlled all of Canada. Since then they've been dispersed south of the border into Taxachusetts, Southern California, and parts of Oregon.

[edit] What do they do?

• Follow the direction of a llama
• Eat as much food as possible (as long as it's vegetarian and bland) so they can emulate their God
• Complain about some mythical place called Tibet
• Shave their heads
• Wear vivid orange robes and prance about rattling tambourines
• Hate Jesus

[edit] What The Hell is Samsara?

Samsara is some wheel thing that Buddhist want to escape from.