Burqa
From Wikiality
Burqas are evil inventions of the freedom-hating feminazi, who wanted impose their vision of modesty on all women. The feminazi, not wanting to be judged on their freakish bodies, decided that the only way to archive their goal to ultimate absolute equality is to not allow any woman to show her beautiful natural body. They believed that by redefining the notion of "modesty" to completely remove any notion of "beauty", the notion of "ugly", being opposite of "beauty", would disappear over time.
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[edit] The Burqa Ban
On the other hand, the freedom-loving feminist, who wanted to promote the liberties of female and the freedom of sexual expression for all females, would like to see the Burqa banned. The biggest supporter of the Burqa Ban and the infamous Iron Lady of Netherlands, Rita Verdonk, seeks to have the Burqa banned in shops, public buildings, cinemas, trains, bus stops, and airlines. She announced her greatest freedom-loving proposal after Muslim leaders refused to shake her hands for being a woman.
[edit] Origin
Hillary Clinton originally designed them in order to blind innocents to her freakishly large thighs, although Michael Moore has begun to wear them due to a petition signed by nearly 500,000 Americans. Islamic women have also begun to wear them, so as not to be judged on their bodies, unlike freedom-loving American women, who have the freedom to be harshly reviewed based on their appearance.
[edit] The Drag Burqa
Militant Islam is becoming ever more westernized than before. After adopting assault rifles over swords, Militant Islamic members are adopting the drags. Chief cleric of the Lal Masjid, or Red Mosque Maulana Abdul Aziz in Islamabad, Pakistan was captured in full-length black burqa by a female police office who was checking women fleeing the mosque. This raises the interesting question of how many more of these drag queens there are in Pakistan.
[edit] The Burqa Mystery
What is beneath the Burqa is a giant mystery in the cyberspace. Different Internet mimes were created over the many different speculations and confusion.
