C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T

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C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T
wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!
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If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T
is part of the United States Federal Government.
Don't ask; asking only helps the terrorists.
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has placed
C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T
on The Colbert Report's Shelves of Honor


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The C.A.T.A.R.A.C.T or the Colbert Association of Truthy Animals that Are Colbertastic is an organization dedicated to animals that truly uphold the proper standards of truthiness.(humans are not included in this association)


[edit] Animals that are a part of the association

  • The Bald Eagle
  • The Truthiness Monkeys
  • Unicorns
  • Platypii
  • Elephants
  • Ptyerodactyls
  • Pigs
  • Moose
  • Walrus
  • Sea Lions
  • Wolverine
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