CIA
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The Central Intelligence Agency is a government body charged with covertly protecting freedomocracy and libertocracy worldwide. CIA agents are known to keep a very low profile, as revelation of their identities might compromise the goals of the agency. A CIA agent's name may be disclosed only if Bob Novak determines it to be politically viable.
(Another meaning for the CIA is the Colbinista Intelligence Agency. You can see their webpage here.)
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[edit] History
Note: In compliance with Secs. 201 and 224 of the USA PATRIOT Act, this entry has been sent to representatives of the Central Intelligence Agency and edited accordingly; however, due to the fact that all members of the CIA trained in HTML were fired because they were homosexual, all omitted information has been redacted. The CIA apologizes for this inconvenience, glances nervously to its left and to its right, and absconds into the black of night.
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The CIA gained notoriety in the 1960s when it ████ ▉▉█████▊▊███ ██ ██ ▊███████.█████▋██ ███████ ███ ██▋ saboteurs █████▋██ ███████ ███ ██▋ Dallas motorcade ███████ ███ ██▋███▊▊██████▊▊███ ██ ██ ▊███████.███ ███ ██ █ ███ Beatles records ████ ▉▉██ while, incredibly enough, wiretapping ███▊▊███ ██ ██ ▊███████!
[edit] Agency Seal
The CIA's official agency seal was carefully created to reflected the nature of the organization.
After its conception, the image, an emblem of a painstakingly-drawn bald eagle proudly overseeing a lustrous red compass star, was censored by the Agency due to the sensitive nature of the information it might have revealed.
[edit] Commonly Asked Questions
Q: Is the CIA doing anything I should know about?
A: No.
[edit] Thinking of A New Career?
[edit] Sources
Will not be named until the appropriate court date.
