The Diabetic Trinity

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The Diabetic Trinity (Christian non-sacreligious idols)

The Diabetic Trinity are the three foodstuffs that herald the coming of Easter whose identity was revealed by Our Glorious Stephen upon hearing of their existence in a late-night (some would say morning call from Wilford Brimley).

Wilford Brimley's Sugar-Coma-Induced Visions

When under the influence of The Diabetes, Mr. Brimley has what some call hallucinations and other say is visions.

Usually Mr. Brimley has olfactory hallucinations, but on occassion, he has had visual ones. They are as follows:

• Paris Hilton riding a bicycle in a bikini through certain neighborhoods in Baghdad.

Biblical Foundations

The Scripture of Hershey's

chocolate, chocolate, and did I mention chocolate?

The Gospel of Cadbury

pastel jellybeans, crème eggs, and marshmallow peeps

The Axis of Evil

(not in the trinity)

• sugar-free
• honey
• rice cakes
• vegetables

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