Charlene

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Charlene
is a friend an acquaintance of "The Colbert Report"
The Report has no friends...


He's right behind you now, Charlene.
He's right behind you now, Charlene.

Charlene was a woman Stephen dated in the '80s and it has been suggested she is Stephen's (second) cousin.

She has since gotten married and may or may not have filed a restraining order against him. Regardless, some still say that she and Stephen are destined to be together.

Song

Stephen's natural and quasi-legal love for Charlene was the inspiration for his song and music video entitled: "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You Now)" by his 1980's band, Stephen and the Colberts.

Although it has been suggested by some individuals (those liberal whoremongers who want to bring down Colbertnation) that Stephen has "stalked" Charlene, there is no Truthiness to that claim. Stephen Colbert stalks no one! If Stephen wants a woman, she will throw herself at his feet!

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