Charles Darwin

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Charles Darwin
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Mahmoud Ahmedi-Charles Darwin-nejad is a terrorist.

If Darwin's theories on evolution were correct, the finches of the Galapagos Islands would look like this.

The accurate portrait of Darwin provides perhaps some insight into why he created his crazy theory.

Charles Darwin was a British atheist liberal nut-job, scientist and media whore. He lived back in the day, and decided he would go on a scientific exploration with his friend "Mary Jane" and discover something that would blow humanity's collective mind.

Some believe that his theories were the result of an hallucination that was caused when an iguana bit him in a very special part while he was doing his "research". The truthiness will never be known. But with his depraved mind anything is possible!

Expeditions

He named his ship after the beagle, which as we all know, is an unholy godless killing machine. He then stocked it up with drugs and burly gay sailors, and set sail to foreign parts.

While in the Galapagos Islands he fell in love with a native monkey. After being bitch-slapped by common decency, he decided to change the world and save his new-found relationship by making beastiality seem a little less gross. So he tried to convince people that humans and monkeys are related and that we "evolved" from them.

Beware! One of these touched Darwin in a very special way.

Books

After travelling back to England, Darwin began writing a series of books showing how his crackpot theory played out in his mind, and how his pagan gods told him that every man must have sex with monkeys in order to make the Baby Jesus cry.