Christmas Tree

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A Christmas tree covered in genuine Colorado snow.
A Christmas tree covered in genuine Colorado snow.

The pine freshness of a real Christmas Tree can cause green lung; which is a terrible way to go. It may also provide habitat for bats.

Stick with the artificial kind, if you know what's good for you.

[edit] Types

  • Blue Spruce
  • Douglas Fir
  • Scotch Pine
  • Artificial (the only appropriate kind)

[edit] Colbert Facts

Merry Christmas, America!
Merry Christmas, America!
  • Stephen lights his tree in July using fireworks




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